Okay, so I just found out that Archer has an unaired “original pilot” where they replaced Archer…with A FUCKING RAPTOR. The episode has the exact same plot as the first episode, but he’s a raptor. He doesn’t talk, he just makes raptor noises throughout the episode. It just might be singlehandedly best thing I’ve ever seen.
Edit: Since some of you reblogging this have mentioned finding it, you can see it here
Hey tumblr, want to know something I haven’t even told my friends? I may be kicked out of my house this week. My mom can’t handle my mental problems and I may be forced out of this family. Hooray?
I wanna start a project where I perform bossa covers BtMI! songs. I will call it Bossa the Music Industry!
I want this
- Since 2006, more than 95,000 service members have been sexually assaulted in the U.S. military
- More than 86% of service members do not report their assault
- Less than five percent of all sexual assaults are put forward for prosecution, and less than a third of those cases result in imprisonment
I hate that I can attest to accuracy of this post. I never reported my assailants. I had a friend who did. She got looked down upon, name called, moved to a crappy shift and generally treated like trash from a good number of people in our command, including some superiors. The male who molested her got a “talking” to, a slap on his wrist and then essentially promoted. And that was on shore. I can’t even begin to tell you what happened while we were on the ship. It’s just unbelievably horrifying.
Reblog. This is real. This is horrible, beyond belief. I am without words.
America
This movie is on Netflix.
You have no reason not to watch it.
This movie made me cry so so so many tears.
Occupational hazard my ass…
I don’t even know what to say to all of this…
Good old funny gracecoddington
(in case you were wondering, this year’s dress theme for the Met Gala is punk)
Masturbation Month Punk songs about Masturbation Marathon Part 6: More local Chicago punk
The Hypinc Jerks-Jerkoff Sock Hop
My girlfriend tries to make me a fancy dinner, but I just eat all of the fancy ingredients when she is not looking. I AM TERRIBLE PEOPLE
Masturbation Month Punk songs about Masturbation Marathon Part 5
Masturbation Month Punk songs about Masturbation Marathon Part 5: EVEN IF YOU IGNORE THE REST OF MY POSTS CHECK OUT THIS ONE, this local Chicago punk band is everything I love in the world.
Sass Dragons-Kirk Camron is a Bitch
http://nobreaksrecords.bandcamp.com/track/sass-dragons-kirk-cameron-is-a-bitch
Day 4:The Spits-Bring
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ffx9MoOr-c
Day 3:Green Day-Longview
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c87TKWgRyCE
Day 2:Johnny Hobo and the Freight Trains—-DIY ORGASMS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JH8aMjSEF8c
Adolescents—-Creatures
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Op9GbMRrDlw
